the turning stone casino

A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.

Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.

by letsget along May 29, 2017

casino

A place people go to unintentionally lose a buttload of money. The only game worth playing is blackjack cus it's the only game anyone can win at all at. Also a little known card game.

Las Vegas contains the motherload of casinos.

by Ed April 2, 2005

Casino Royale

Small, strip casino located in the heart of the Las Vegas strip at 3411 Las Vegas Blvd. This "gem" of a casino offers such amenities as: (a) the violent smell of puke; (b)$1 margarita's and Michelob beers; (c) an outback steakhouse upstairs; (d) 150 murder and drug invested rooms; (e) 100x odds on craps; and (f) an out of date Dennys. The casino's trademark is the fact that no matter when you show up, any day, any night, any time of year, one of the men's room urinals is always covered in a trash bag, reeking of the smell of puke with an OUT OF ORDER sign posted over it.

Kevin and I just spun the "Wheel of Madness" at the Casino Royale.

by lawzag January 2, 2009

casino air

The air you breathe inside a casino. Casino air is highly oxygenated and causes you to have high energy. The effects of alcohol and other substances is enhanced. You'll never get tired of living on casino air.

E: Yo Dio, I'll be down at 11PM Friday night.
Dio: Aight... bring some Ciroc & red bull.
E: No need for the red bull. Once I get a hit of the casino air, I'll be good to go.

by ebro August 4, 2005

casino

a surefire way to lose your money

Casino... You lose what you want in the first place.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 10, 2023

casino zone

The casino zone is a place which you can visit, in certain states of mind. It is infringingly similar to the casino night zone of sonic pinball fame.

'Dude last night I visited the casino zone. It was awesome.'

by lctrckldcdtst January 9, 2005

csinszka

A beautiful, tall, smart blonde girl. Usually very sexy and loved by men. Loves music and is a very fun girl to be around. She is partier and LOVES food even though she has a skinny body. She is the most loved European girl. She is loved by her family and makes a great girlfriend.

man: hey have you seen csinszka
man 2: yeah, she the hottest!
man: i would so do that
man 2: i guess we'll see tomorrow

by hottest hottie October 6, 2016