Damn, Check that bitch Candy, I didn't even buy her two drinks and she wants to come home so I can put it in her ass. What a slut! I love Candy
by Rob Lussier September 25, 2006
Get the candymug. by The goatee white boy October 26, 2019
Get the Candymug. A wonderful mixture of sweet deliciousness wich will make your mouth water as you see someone else eat it.
Human 1:**Gasps**
Human 2: what?
Human 1: is that...candy?
Human 2: yes...
Human 1: **Grabs candy screaming you will never catch me**
Human 2: ummm ok then
Human 2: what?
Human 1: is that...candy?
Human 2: yes...
Human 1: **Grabs candy screaming you will never catch me**
Human 2: ummm ok then
by Hi Hoomans! February 18, 2019
Get the Candymug. Euphemism for child porn.
by kawaiiphilo June 9, 2018
Get the Candymug. Mom: Your little cousin is so hyper!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!
by ur local fat hooker April 15, 2020
Get the Candymug. by TheRealBarakObama May 30, 2019
Get the Candymug. by HypixelSkyblock Player May 16, 2021
Get the Candimug.