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Carbonite Filter

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.
Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.
by glass420lover May 7, 2011
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Carbon Chauvinism

Carbon chauvinism is a relatively new term meant to disparage the assumption that extraterrestrial life will resemble life on Earth. The term was used as early as 1973, when Carl Sagan described it and other human chauvinisms that limit imagination of possible extraterrestrial life.
Scientist 1: "All forms of terrestrial life must be carbon-based."

Scientist 2: "Dude, that's carbon chauvinism...silicone is a possible building block of life. Just look at breast implants."
by ScrumpyGirl December 3, 2010
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Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!

An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.

Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.
Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"

or

Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"
by Awesome Nerd. April 21, 2011
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Carbonation Heart

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
by IcePhreak October 22, 2014
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carbon

carbon is a hoe
by Idefineshit123 October 5, 2020
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Inanimate carbon rod

An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004
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The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017
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