by sprnwsgrl October 20, 2004
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"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."
by Alan1999 August 4, 2008
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Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.
hence.... baby "crap" face.
Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
hence.... baby "crap" face.
Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
by mrparka December 27, 2011
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Get the Old enough to crap old enough to tap mug.This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009
Get the O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper mug.a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography
man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
by idakothetricky February 28, 2013
Get the craptop mug.A handful of pasty male bitches riddled with phlebitis who are so powerless in life that all they can do is whine like crybabies on the Internet for two decades about how miserable they are after Tony George took their bottles away.
Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.
by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016
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