buttercrotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Grandma! I can't sleep with the sound of your buttercrotch all night in the kitchen with papi!

by Suspence007 April 4, 2014

Butterdoodle

When the person eats butter and then "whack off" and get butter on there penis

I whacked off earlier and now I have a butterdoodle

by Randy good time February 28, 2017

maisie betterton

The name of the most beautiful and funniest girl you’ve ever seen and she gets all the lads sliding in them dms. CAN I GET AN AMEN 🙏

Person1: wow she’s fit
Person2: she’s such a maisie betterton

by Maisiebett February 1, 2018

Social butterbitch

The term, social butterbitch, derives from the universally known phrase 'social butterfly'. A social butterbitch is someone who socialises with lots of different people but on a purely lame level. They try too hard and it's cringe worthy.

You know that guy Mike? He's a damn social butterbitch if ever I seen one.

by MrTeacherMan February 18, 2022

Mr. Butterbottom

A man with a well-shaped derriere that is as comfortable as a pillow so his partner can put her head there to sleep.

"I bet Mr. Butterbottom is wearing silky panties as a pillowcase today."

by Peermingle September 8, 2013

Buttercooch

1. When everything about your female partner is physically satisfying, except for her cooch.

2. Typically Asian women.

1. Dude, that chick I danced with last night was so fine... till I brought her home and realized she was a buttercooch!!

2. Yoko's gotta be the hottest chick here, too bad she's probably a buttercooch.

by Vaporeon September 1, 2009

Buttercock

Coined by Pete Holmes:
A lost erection, a penis soft as butter.

Honey, it is buttercock! It’s land-o-lakes down there... I can’t believe it is not an erection!

by TheGarzo January 13, 2020