wookie bushwhacked

The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.

a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??

c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked

by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014

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Bushwhack

When you masturbate while camping.

My girlfriend didn't come camping with me so I had to bushwhack it.

by Ansatsushya December 9, 2009

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to carry out sexual intercourse with women with excessive pubic hair; to have sex with bushmonkeys

The best I could do with that one was bushwhack straight through.

by friend68 September 22, 2010

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Bushwackers Survival Kit

A wallet containing a bank card, ID and a condom.

I'm gonna have to go home, I forgot my Bushwackers Survival Kit.

by whoknewyouknew January 28, 2013

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When someone goes out into nature and violently, immorally, and rudely thrashes around knocking, breaking branches without caring. Sometimes harms cute animals and habitat. If used as an insult should be yelled directly and very enthusiastically. Mainly used by high school biology teachers to insult rude children.

1)Britta, you're such a bushwacker running through the woods harming innocent trees.

2)BUSHWACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Paco Vega Garza Raul Cual Jose December 26, 2009

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bushwhacked is when a guy tries to eat a girl out, but can't because she has a bit too much bush.

Mike: dude, I tried to eat her out but, she had a fucking fro.
Adam: bro, you got hella bushwhacked!
Mike: Tell me about it! I used like a whole box of toothpicks.

by Brie October 16, 2004

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