The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.
The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.
by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020
Get the Bullshitism mug.A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium
Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!
by EmoLife October 27, 2016
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Someone who lies consistantly about anything big or small.
Usually "bigs up" personal experiences/gains
Usually "bigs up" personal experiences/gains
Compulsive Bullshitter would say:
"i have a £35k diamond encrusted rolex in a safety deposit box" or "i am Steve Irwins childs god parent yet i didnt go to the funeral"
AKA Nick West
"i have a £35k diamond encrusted rolex in a safety deposit box" or "i am Steve Irwins childs god parent yet i didnt go to the funeral"
AKA Nick West
by Truth master August 9, 2012
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Someone keeps making the same damn mistake over and over, then it's bullshittery.
Someone keeps making the same damn mistake over and over, then it's bullshittery.
Person 1: Hey, P2, you stole money didn't ya?!
Person 2: P1!!! I ain't taken any more of your bullshittery!
Person 2: P1!!! I ain't taken any more of your bullshittery!
by there'saguywithnoliferighthere November 29, 2017
Get the Bullshittery mug.Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitnessman mug.Someone who lies about themselves in order to a) impress people (namely vulnerable/gullible men and women) and b) to evade the reality of who they are.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Don: Yeah, I was out to dinner at the Ivy when she proposed to me but I said no....I own 3 properties in the UK....I have a PHd in Chemistry and went to Oxford University....But I had a job on the railways as a signalman, a train driver, all at Euston...I have so many fifty notes in pocket I need to get some change...Women only go for me because of the money I have...
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
by Roger Has a Hard-on February 23, 2012
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