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Buffet Bowling

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.
Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."
by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005
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buffet pants

clothing that would be worn when going to eat at a all you can eat buffet, the pants would have an elastic waistline for easy expansion of the abdomen area.
hey nathan lets put our buffet pants on and go to the the chinese restaraunt.
by jay duncan September 24, 2005
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buffet ball

A delivery in cricket that is so poor, the batsman scores runs off it very easily. Used a lot by Ian 'Beefy' Botham.
And it's Clegg to bowl to Butterworth*. Left arm spin, short ambling run up, and it's hit for six. Buffet ball, help yourself.

*After being told just to block, Butterworth walked off afting facing two balls, stumped for six.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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Buffet Raid

This happens when an individual is eating at a buffet, and hordes of people from (but not limited to) church, school, community groups/organizations, events, etc. arrive via charter bus, forcing others to get out of their seats and stock up on as much food items as they can carry, before the rest is lost to the eternal multitude of hungry, rude, and moody crowds pushing and shoving their way to culinary salvation.
Mother: "Hey kiddo! How was CiCi's with Garry?"

Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
by IsraelHands09 June 6, 2011
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Buffet Rage

When you think you're hungrier than you really are and so you eat loads. When you're done eating, you can barely move, you stuffed your face fat ass! Now you're angry! You got the buffet rage!
by The lolocaust July 28, 2011
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buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.
We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.
by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008
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Buffet Shirt

A loose, short sleeve, button down shirt, the entire fabric of which, including the sleeves, collar, and back, is silk screened with an image, generally an epic action scene such as a wolf surrounded by lightning or a character or action scene from a comic book or cartoon. Often times, however, it features flames, spider webs, or something else lame. Termed "buffet shirt" because it is generally worn by fat people, and eating at buffets is a favorite activity of all fat people.
"That fat fuck is wearing a spider man buffet shirt"
by Sir Gregor April 21, 2009
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