Bologna Buffer

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.

Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain December 4, 2007

buffer guy

The man in the middle of an all-male three way. See "Lucky Pierre".

Guy 1: "Our buffer guy sure did take it like a champ last night."
Guy 2: "Indeed he did, sir."

by E-bone September 20, 2009

Buffarhinophantrus

1. A many-horned abomination resulting from an orgy of a buffalo, walrus, rhino and an elephant. An excellent source of ivory, should it ever exist.

2. A very horny mammal.

Bill got skewered by a buffarhinophantrus in a freak safari accident.

by Glemy-sama January 4, 2012

Buffarilla

A profoundly ugly woman.

"You're a female misogynist because you're a buffarilla."

by Boogercat August 14, 2014