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frank bruno's big toe

When the need to go to have a dump is overwhelming and it is coming close to touching the cloth
My god if I don't go soon I'll have Frank Bruno's Big Toe
by Spannerman May 23, 2008
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Bruno Mars

One of the most overrated singers of all time. Lyrics are bland and uninspiring, and done better by a lot of other people. His voice, especially in the song "Just the Way You Are", could use some improvement.
Ex 1:

"Did you hear Bruno Mars's 'Just The Way You Are'?"
"Aw, hell no, I'm listening to Billy Joel's 'Just The Way You Are'!"

Ex 2:

"Bruno Mars's song Grenade makes me want to kick the next guy I see in the balls for no apparent reason".
by TheFrickinPope April 26, 2011
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Bruno

He is a person that would treat a girl like the most important thing. He would never disappoint her and would do anything to make see her smile. Get yourself a Bruno, his kiss is one of the most wonderful things.
Damn I need to get me a Bruno!
by AlwaysSmilee May 27, 2017
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Bruno

The boyfriend you always wanted to have.

Dark-haired, smart and cuddly infosec nerd, he has a soft spot for cats and, well, he himself is the cutest of cats.
He especially likes kitties with an odd meow that wear a bib with a carrot. Like a kitten, he loves to interrupt whatever you're busy with — doing your makeup, cooking, getting dressed.

Curious and unruly, careless and cheeky.
Often he does not understand sarcasm. Genuine in his will to always do what he wants, and only the way he wants.
Moody and moony.
Will talk about infosec stuff with such a burning enthusiasm that he stumbles over his words.

A magnet that attracts positivity wherever you go: waiters smile, shop assistants are friendlier, cats approach.

Detached from reality, you can find him daydreaming and, as a result, he is always late for appointments and gets lost.
This, of course, only makes him cuter.

"Cute" and "wholesome" are the words to describe a Bruno.
If you know one, he surely loves pixel art, junk food and drinking Club Mate or Red Bull — also has a thing for all those sugary sodas with disgusting flavors.

Not the best ping-pong player, but the best CTF player.

I would burn empires for Bruno.
Bella: “How much do you like Bruno?”
V: “After I'm born again, I'm going to look for him. And when I do, I'll fall in love with him again.”

(Ti amo ♥️)
by 𓋬Regina𓋬 February 11, 2023
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Bruno Mars

A 4ml dose of GHB in a shot glass with citrus juice. Orange or Tropical are preferred.
hey buddy, can I get a Bruno Mars..I wanna get wavey.
by The Lassoe January 18, 2013
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bruno

Bruno is a person who can charm any girl he wants. He is like an ultimate player. He doesn't have to be sexy to get women.
Dude, You remind me of Bruno
by Sancho Desgracia August 6, 2007
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bruncle

a brother and uncle at the same time (weird)
"My bruncle is coming to visit me this weekend"
-Winston Furth
by slipknot rocks October 15, 2004
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