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Bumper

(Verb) “To Bumper one’s crypto” - A boss move of absolute brilliance where a savvy crypto holder uses the Bumper protocol to shield their tokens from the unpredictable swings of downside volatility.

Derived from the innovative DeFi protocol, this action combines technological prowess with financial wizardry, offering a safety net in the roller-coaster world of cryptocurrencies.
“Dude, I just Bumpered my whole stash of ETH. I ain’t afraid of no bears…”
by Pope_of_defi July 3, 2023
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Bumper cars

When two guy smash their cocks together until the other busts
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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Puss Bumper

It can be many things; typically referred to as the pussy lips that guide the erect penis inside the vagina canal. Also known as bumpers in bowling for people who are bad at bowling.
Damn! Thats a fat puss bumper!

That puss bumper guided me in like a rocket.

I didnt know where to go, but the puss bumper directed me to the sweet spot.
by Truman Wojski November 20, 2018
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Canadian Front Bumper

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!
I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!
by MrT balls September 19, 2010
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fuzz bumper

1. A lesbian 2. A woman who likes to bump fuzz.
by Sammy Jenkis January 23, 2003
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Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.
by Jeff January 12, 2004
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Bumper Ride

The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.
Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.
by mangledsaxon May 26, 2012
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