Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
by PH Hammer March 31, 2011
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The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
by JonkersAK October 30, 2015
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The daft broad was hanging out a moving car window yelling at people and that’s a normal night for her.
by H6RR6R$H6W February 15, 2018
Get the daft broad mug.1) Dating a girl who you have no real interest in; simply for the sex - no emotional attachment.
2) Planning on having sex with someone for a short duration of time.
2) Planning on having sex with someone for a short duration of time.
Guy 1: Dude, the best way to get over your ex is finding some throw-away broad.
Guy 2: I already have one. Remember Shirley?
Guy 1: But you love Shirley.
Guy 2: Fuck off
Guy 2: I already have one. Remember Shirley?
Guy 1: But you love Shirley.
Guy 2: Fuck off
by DANGER!! February 21, 2011
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"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010
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