Bronies

Lonely male virgins between the ages of 15 and 55 who watch the girls' cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" either because it's cute and stupid like most things that lonely virgins fall in love with, or because they can flaunt their knowledge of the show to attract 8 year old girls to their mothers' basements for rape and cupcakes (except without the cupcakes).

Tim: "Hell yeah, man! New episode of My Little Pony!"
Jim: "Bro-hoof!"
Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!"
Jim: "Forever alone...

by VladiMatt August 18, 2011

brotient

A combination of the words "bro" and "quotient." Used to measure the degree to which a given person is a bro.

Person One: Look at that! Chad is wearing a polo with his collar popped, he's talking about lacrosse, AND he's watching Family Guy...

Person Two: Damn, his brotient is off the charts!

by Lungford January 7, 2009

Brotie

An individual who chooses to where a neck tie loosely around his neck with the top button undone. It is done to show a rebellious persona, while at the same time, conforming to the institution of mens formal wear.

Person 1: Why was that guy wearing his tie so loosely?
Person 2: Dude, he's just rockin a brotie.

by g man 21 September 15, 2011

Bronte

Bronte is an amazing , gorgeous girl with an outgoing funny personality. Bronte will never fail to make you laugh until your stomach is in pain. Bronte is EXTREMELY pretty , hot , and attractive. Brown hair deep brown eyes and a beautiful smile.

boy 1: wow she's a hell of a beauty
boy 2: yep definitely a Bronte.

by unkownperson101 November 14, 2019

Bronie

People who have jumped on the My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic bandwagon, they are usually 14-40, 99% of Bronies are anti-social virgins who force there beliefs upon one. They are often laughed upon in real life non-internet users.

MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Hey i watch My Little Pony, i can also sing the themetue in German.

Class: *Laughs*

MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Cries in the corner of his room at night complaining in various forums.

by ieatpeoplebecauseican January 10, 2012

Brontee

A Brontee are the nick name for VERY a smart People. Brontee's are the very offspring of the Famous Super Rocket Sience person Call "SUPAH BRON"Smart persons can only use Brontee, Just like a peeple like me. Persons like ALbert Einstine is no match for Me, I'm Am super smart compared to him, He to dumb to be like a Brontee.

Guy:Oh dude! I scored 100 percent on the SAT!!!!

Guy:You are a Brontee

by A person better then Chuck N. March 12, 2009

bronti

A woman with a heart of gold, nice, charming and so gorgeous.

Yes she is Bronti

by Yes ours looks July 22, 2021