Bromeostasis

The state in which bros are in constant equilibrium through a healthy balance of positive and negative feedback loops.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did I hurt your feelings with the joke I made earlier?
Bro 2: yea bro you did
Bro 1: I am sorry, bro
Bro 2: yea bro its all good, I appreciate your concern for my wellbeing. You are really looking out for me.
Bro 1: you are my bro and I care about you, our bromeostasis is so important to me

by Wilfred Farrier February 13, 2019

Bromother

A close friend like a brother from a different mother

A: Hey, meet Chas. He is my bromother-brother from different mother!
B: Hey, Chas

by worthy1097 June 3, 2022

bromosexualize

trying to hide what is evidently to most a secret gay sexual relationship being hid by pretending to be straight as possible in public:

Whoa... like cm'on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your asses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that's like way past time to --oh wait 'just bromosexualize it', yea'k, dudes, haha.

by thatis August 2, 2009

Bromosapien

A term of endearment to a brotherly-like friend or relative.

Normally used by white males, that are comfortable with risking any type of respect from others by simply saying such words and applying them to everyday conversation.

The cool guy(s).

Thanks for getting me that delcious Hi-C, bromosapien.

by Zalkane April 8, 2009

A Sahara Broomstick

This is when you are doing a girl doggy style and she starts giving you attitude you pull out your cock and stick your hard cock into her dry asshole.

"That bitch was giving me so much attitude when I was banging here from behind that I gave here A Sahara Broomstick she won't ever forget."

by Clydesdale February 1, 2008

bromosapien

Term of endearment, brother, human.

whats poppin' bromosapien

by T from the... July 1, 2008

Bromosexual

A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."

Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."

by I'mAWumbologist September 20, 2011