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Broomsexual

Wanting to fuck brooms.
Hey im broomsexual, gonna go shove a broom up my ass now.
by TheLivingPotato123 August 2, 2016
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Bromophobe

some one who is bromophobic (will avoid plans with the bros to spend time with his girlfriend, or be against certain bro interactions )
Scenario 1
Bro 1 - should we ask Ben if he wants to come out with the boys tonight
Bro 2 - Nah bro, haven't you heard, ever since hes started seeing that chick hes become a real bromophobe

Scenario 2

Bro 1 - *Hugs Bro 2*
Bro 3 - that was gay

Bro 2 - whoa, dont need to be so bromophobic
by Bepis the Boy May 29, 2019
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Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.
Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)
by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020
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bromo-dragonfly

An extremely potent psychedelic hallucinogenic drug related to the phenethylamine family.
The toxicity of Bromo-DragonFLY appears to be fairly high for humans when taken in doses above the therapeutic range, with reports of at least five deaths believed to have resulted from Bromo-DragonFLY reported in Norway, Sweden, Denmark and the United States. Laboratory testing has confirmed that in October 2009, a batch of Bromo-Dragonfly was distributed, mislabeled as the related compound 2C-B-FLY, which is around 20x less potent than BDF by weight. This mistake is believed to have contributed to several lethal overdoses and additional hospitalizations. The batch implicated in these deaths also contained significant synthesis impurities, which may have contributed to the toxicity.
Guy 1: I bought some 2C-B-FLY on the internet, cant wait for it to arrive!
Guy 2: Be really careful, it might not be 2C-B-FLY but

bromo-dragonfly which is much stronger and active at very lower doses than 2C-B-FLY! Get that shit tested or you might just end up hospitalized or even dead!!!!!
by Duncan79 December 12, 2009
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Bromophobic

A person who is creeped out by another's bromance.
When I told John I was a big GSP fan, he got all creeped out. I had no idea he was bromophobic.
by Nate LaVelle August 11, 2011
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Bromotional

When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.
Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)
by Timduckling September 24, 2007
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bromode

See definition of 'curlbro'.

Somebody who only works out his arms and neglects everything else. Unproportional/Unaesthetic fitness people whose main goal is to impress others with their big arms. These people are in full-on bromode.
John: You know what I like about all those bromodes in our gym? The power-rack is usually empty. No waiting time when you want to do squats!
Jim: Yeah man, gotta love them curlbros.

5 minutes later

Jim: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T DO MY SQUATS BECAUSE ONE OF THEM BROMODE ASSHOLES IS USING THE SQUAT RACK FOR HIS INCLINE CURLS.
John: I CAN'T DO BENCHPRESS BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING CURLBRO SITTING ON THE FUCKING BENCH DOING CONCENTRATION CURLS, WAT THE FUK MAN.
Jim: FUUUUUUUUU
by Broseidon_ December 11, 2010
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