Bromophobic

The fear of having a real friendship with your bros

Real One: I slurped that nigga Ryan up. He a real bro.
Bromophobic: Nigga, that shit gay
Real One: Nah g, you jus bromophobic.

by ChickenNuggetLover69 December 28, 2017

bromomento

A very flexible word, can be used after a rather "pogchamp" moment or even after a "wogchamp" moment. It's diversity has gained it traction across the cringemonkeys and a top 500 overwatch player

1) Dude - she's not in, bromomento.
2) Aw man she's in, bromomento.

by Thundersome December 20, 2020

Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.

Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...

by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009

Bromotion

When a friend of yours helps you to get a promotion at work that you wouldn't have otherwise gotten if he didn't put in that good word for you.

by Wendy Wantme on Dec 7, 2010

"I heard you got a raise"

"Yeah, Sean put in a good word for me with the boss and helped me get a bromotion".

by Wendy Wantme December 8, 2010

broomrape

Something that people at St.Mikes like to do
Also a plant but that doesn't matter

The boy broomraped his friend in the locker room.

by harumbe420 November 21, 2018

bromosexual

o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances

girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual

by arandomawesomeperson October 12, 2011

Brotorious

The sublime and highly sought after status of being so bro that everyone idolizes you. This includes wearing V-necks, fist pumping, and getting girls.

One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.

Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)

To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.

Girl: "OMG did you see how fucking sexy those bros were."

Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"

Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"

by Brotorious Founding Fathers June 2, 2010