lawn broccoli

Tree debris in your yard after a hurricane.

I need to rake my yard because Hurricane Irma left lawn broccoli everywhere.

by Karmalz September 13, 2017

Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

Microwave Broccoli

A euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one's sense of smell. Derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.

"Plug your nose, I'm about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here."

by LithiumFlame March 7, 2007

beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.

Northern Lights mixed with Chocolate Thai.

by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

broccoli face

The disgusted look one gives when presented with something detestable. Similar to the face a child gives when asked to eat broccoli.

I pulled out and gave her a facial, she just made a broccoli face and ran to the bathroom.

by wh33 February 26, 2012

daniel broccoli

She is bhad bhabie most people call her Daniel Broccoli because of her last name.

Daniel Broccoli is a little peace of white trash.

by Molly HubCity February 18, 2018