benchslap

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

by lyzurjane October 1, 2016

benchod

Indian slang work means Sister Fucker.

benchod i'll kick your ass.

by harry patel February 12, 2005

Bencanting

A term used in reference to whining about waking up at 3 am in the morning to milk cattle.

Stop Bencanting we have work to do.

by Mandman November 5, 2017

steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.

Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins

by alexmace November 24, 2011

Falling off the bench

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)

I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on

by suicidal dog April 16, 2019

benchtard

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.

Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.

by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007

Brench

Can be used in terms of an event, a female or a song, generally meaning of a high standard, or cool/peng.

Hugh: That member of the opposite sex is somewhat appealing
Ryan: Yeah she's brench

Jake: Can't wait for yo' party Olly.
Olly: Yeah it's gonna be brench

by Irongut August 25, 2012