breasticles

when a chick's tits hang so low, they look like balls.

grandma has a hairy set of breasticles

by oskolosko-from-bumblefuck-egypt June 16, 2004

breasticles

When girls get uptight cause guyz got testicles. They call their tits breasticles

Girl: "Boy, yo testies got nuttin on my huge breasticles!"

by Joel of Swink December 2, 2007

Breasticles

A fat mans hairy man-boobs. Called breasticles as they resemble a large hairy nutsack hanging off of ones chest. These are most often found on the disgustingly obese chest of supervisors, low level politicians, anyone with a "big toys for big boys" or "Livin' large" bumper sticker. Also see Wehner and Jason Gosnell.

"Did you see the breasticles on that fat fucking lard ass? Holy shit he was eating an entire sheetcake while dipping it in pig lard!!"

by Wehners Daddy September 24, 2005

breasticle

The act of ejaculating on the breast's of a woman and admiring as your semen slowly drips down the tip of the nipple; appearing to create an "icicle of semen".

Therefore, breasticle.

Tom- Dude, after Mary gave me the bomb beej, I plastered her chest and gave her a killer breasticle!
Adam- WORD! *high five*

by meetjoeswanson December 28, 2009

Breasticles

Another word for mammary glands.

You have big and lucious breasticles, they make me mess myself all over the show. God you're so hot, I want you so bad. Oh, yes, yes, yes, stick it in there. Ohhh you're a good boy now lick mummy dry.

by Clinton March 7, 2003

breasticles

A common mispronunciation of breadstickles, a confusing way to say breadsticks.

"Did you order breasticles?"
"What in the high holy hell are you talking about!?"

by E.L. Eyedyer September 1, 2008

breasticles

A combination of the words 'breasts' and 'testicles'

1. Breasts, tits, boobs, knockers, puppies, baps etc... which are cold.

2. Used to describe a man which has undergone surgery to become a woman or vice versa, so that at one point in their life, that person will have had both breasts and testicles.

1. "My boobs, are so cold - they've got breaticles on them."

2. "Tranny's have got breasticles!"

An example of someone with breasticles is Pete Burns

by the glamorous one November 28, 2007