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asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.
by pierre grande April 23, 2009
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Fart In A Bread Bag

Simply farting in bread bags if you happen to work in the bakery.
My uncle used to fart in a bread bag back in the day at the old bakery
by Government Flu October 27, 2009
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asleep in the bread aisle

Asher Roth's new album is titled "Asleep in the Bread Aisle." While I agree with the above definition, I also feel it has to do with race. Since most bread, and bread in general is traditionally thought of as white, it could be a reference to race and rap. Since Eminem there has been a never ending emergence of "white rappers," and it could be said Asher has simply been "asleep" in the bread aisle (admist all the other white rappers waiting for his moment.) Asleep could either mean hiding there while he developed into his own or waiting there strategically waiting for the right time to strike his demographic while mocking the attempts of other white rappers trying to glorify their Eminem like struggles through poverty knowing the American population would never embrace another as they have Marshall Mathers, so he was sort of there mocking their attempts knowing his formula for success would be to embrace his white subrubarn no gangs and no guns upbringing.
Asher Roth has been asleep in the bread aisle this whole time.
by Shady1511 April 30, 2009
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bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun

"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.

You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.
"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
by Mother BeastCake May 27, 2017
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weak in the beak

Josh is scared to go home because his girl beats him. He is hella weak in the beak.
by Deadbeat211 January 24, 2025
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international break up day

The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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