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batista

A large tattooed neanderthal who likes to smash things.
Batista SMASH!!
by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003
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Batista

A cutie pie who is so cute and sexy and an great wrsetler. And hes the best body i have ever seen!
Batista is soooo cute just look at that body!
by Amy April 7, 2005
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Batista

A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.

Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.

Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.

Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.

2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
by realtakerv2 December 9, 2008
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Batiste

Something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.

After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.

2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."

3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
by MisterMetternich October 2, 2005
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Boist

When you are moist and say something based.
Person 1: Just came out of the rain and that reminded me of how I hate x

Person 2: that's mighty boist of ya
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boisty

abbreviation for boisterous meaning wild and loud. usually used to piss others off when they don't know what you're talking about.
"andra and skye were so boisty at that party friday."
by sandrawithoutthes. December 20, 2007
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Bodist

Somebody who thinks they are cool but aren't
Josh is such a fucking bodist
by Matt Hitch December 1, 2003
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