Boobus Americanus

Complacent, lazy & stupid US citizen who votes for politicians based upon information proffered by government shills in the mainstream media, or for other vacuous reasons. This dolt not only doesn't understand the concept of "limited government", but has never read The Constitution nor The Bill of Rights. He also believes his vote counts and that politicians are honest.

Boobus Americanus Example 1:
"I'm voting for Obama because I'm tired of old, white guys". (Yep, skin color is important!)
Boobus Americanus Example 2:
"I'm voting for McCain because he's the lesser of two evils". (Akin to choosing shoplifting over bank robbery.)

by GovernmentSucks June 28, 2009

Bonus Waffle

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.

"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013

bonus poop

Any poop after the first of the day.

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.

by danny_insanity June 25, 2014

got the bonus

The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting.

Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonus with that last fart!

by MH555 August 7, 2005

Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

by drewbydoo April 22, 2013

Boobus Americanus

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.

Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.

by lackoffaithless July 26, 2016

bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.

Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.

by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008