tooth bouquet

Having (few) teeth sprouting from your mouth like a bouquet of flowers, especially gapped, crooked and decayed.

1) Did you see the tooth bouquet on that derelict?

2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?

by Left Coast November 27, 2007

Feathered Bouquet

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Borque

When you get epic torque provided by epic boost. Hence, borque.

I have so much borque I did a little poo whilst driving.

by skinz180189 July 14, 2010

Mexican Bouquet

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.

For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

boqueteira

Brazilian term for a woman (or boqueteiro, for males) who likes to have oral sex a lot. From the term "boquete", which means oral sex.

That girl has boqueteira lips.
(Aquela garota tem lábios de boqueteira)

by Brazzzzuca January 11, 2009

Atlanta Bouquet

When someone leaves a heater on a car's windshield.

Trent went out to the parking lot to go home for the evening. As he fumbled for his keys he detected a distasteful odor. Looking around to determine the origin of the foul stench, he realized that someone had left him an Atlanta Bouquet.

by rooster haymaker July 16, 2009

bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.

The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.

by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004