bonk

A fantastic Polish American last name. Translated roughly to mean, the bearer of this name takes no shit! The Name is also fun at parties.

My Fucking last name is Bonk!

by Mike Bonk May 13, 2004

bonk

An automated forum bot with emoticon capacity. A post count of 49,999 will cause a reroll.

Bonk crashed and won't be back up untill tomorrow.

by Steve Roberson May 3, 2005

bonk

an expression utterd when hitting some one when playing the game "bonk". the game bonk is simply when some one responds to a question you ask, you smack them and say bonk. eventually the person should realize whats going on, and the game is spread.

the game is especially captivating on planes and buses.

suggestions: don't start a game up with people who are significantly bigger than you, or people that irritate easily.

by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003

bonk

intercourse; to have intercourse.

British usage. Somewhat similar to "boink" in the U.S.

I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.

Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

bonk

the fun word for sexual intercourse

Jade and Darrick are in the process of bonking right now

by Leah Moss December 9, 2008

bonk

big ass dick

To my surprise, Mikey pulled down his pants and he got a bonk!

by rhahahaha July 3, 2021

bonking

having sex using a space hopper

man sits on space hopper woman mounts herself on his throbin robin and off we go bouncy bouncy

by totalguy January 8, 2004