Boiling springs

a boring place

Downtown Boiling Springs consists of a lake and a gas station

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

anus boils

see hemorrhoid

You should have seen that guy's anus boils!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.

Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.

by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007

Boiled Fart

(Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)

With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.

Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.

Throw it in your significant others face.

(man in the shower with girlfriend)

Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!

*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment

by Bumslaw March 3, 2010

day boil

the art of attaining a mid-morning to early afternoon buzz, inevitably leading to drunkeness by the evening.

(Friend) What are you doing today?

About to go on a day boil.

(Friend)Aw man, you're gonna be smashed by 7pm.

Yeah, straight cash homie.

by steven ramirez January 26, 2008

Susan Boil

A boil or cyst that doesn't appear to be very big, but when you pop it, a massive amount of pus comes out. It surprises you like Susan Boyle.

That little boil on my arm looked like a whitehead, but turned out to be a susan boil.

by Daveinkc August 25, 2009

Office Boil

A co-worker or boss who pops up out of nowhere and is a real pain in the ass each time he or she does.

Ted: "Look out, here comes Steve, the office manager."

John: "OMG, you are right it is the old office boil himself."

by kinglimey August 18, 2008