Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021

Beforetime

Before the COVID-19 pandemic, when things were normal.

In the Beforetime, when you could just go drink a beer at a bar with your friends.

by AKees March 19, 2020

Check yo self before you wreck yo self

a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.

Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

a potato flew around my room before you came

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG

-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...

by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014

Shirt Before the Shirt

Became a national used phrase over night when said by Mike AKA "The Situation". As seen on MTV's popular series Jersey Shore (SEASON 2: EPISODE 2). The term describes when an individual, usually of the Guido/Tool variety sports a shirt like a wife beater, prior to hitting the clubs and hooking up with many wasted grenades and land mines. The Shirt he wears out will ALWAYS be ED HARDY, and he will have a plethora of colors from purple to yellow to red and everything in between! This phrase has set the stage for shops on the board walks to have beaters saying "SHIT BEFORE THE SHIRT" all over the East Coast.

Situation:
- I got the fresh to death kicks on, i got some jeans on, and i got the shirt, BUT i aint wearin the shirt when we go out, this is the shirt before the shirt.

- Yoo Pauly my dude after we GTL you gonna Shirt before the Shirt with me tonight when we hit the clubs and bring home some fine pieces of ass back into the Hot Tub.

Pauly: You know it Sitch right after i finish blowing my hair out with my top of the line products! (He uses Spiker for all you posers and wannabe guidos out there who are not even Italian)

Situation: Right on my dude, and if theres time we can get a quit lift in and see how much we can bench, deadlift and squat!

by GTLer August 14, 2010

boofriend

a boofriend is someone you quite aren't ready to make you're boyfriend or girlfriend and they are more to you than just friends with benefits of a simple boo; boo and a friend not a boyfriend

Girl 1: "Is that your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No he's a boofriend"
Girl 1: "What makes him a boofriend"
Girl 2: "Cause he's my boo and my friend"

by lizzi_08 September 30, 2009