Bed boar

During sleep with your girlfriend or boyfriend, one partner subconciously keeps the other one awake by pushing the other to the edge of the bed, taking all the pillows and blankets, and snoring like a wild pig.

"Man you were such a bed boar last night, pushin me off the bed and snorting all night!"

by Mattsss October 10, 2011

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Tits On A Boar

Acronymn for (common as/ useless as) Tits On A Boar. Used in a derrogatory fashion, either to describe someone lacking class or someone who is a waste of space

'She's as common as Tits On A Boar' or
'He's as useless as Tits On A Boar'

by Kizzt February 21, 2006

Whore Boar

A whore/hoe/slut who squeals like a pig/boar while being brutally penetrated, in any hole, by ones penis.

I think my wife is a Whore Boar because she sounds just like Miss piggy being fucked by Kermit the frog.

by Celticwar May 4, 2009

Easy Boar

A greeting that some tramps, skets, crack addicts, and benifit frauds use on a daily basis.

Mike: Easy boarrrr, hows it hanging kid ?
Jeff: Now then kid, oh yano ive got gonorrhoea just like most of the estate. You coming round to get stoned boar ?

by JimBobWest July 20, 2009

wild boar hunting

what men say they are out doing when they are really hunting for hot babes

My husband is wild boar hunting in vermont this weekend.

by samantha and jackie May 5, 2005

War Boar

A really, I mean REALLY unattractive woman/mammal that looks like it survived WWII and found its way in the wild. Its features resemble the the body of the wild boar, the head is large, the legs relatively short, making this female hideous.

Jish - "Man, did you see that chick I wheeled last night?, I was soo tuned I dont remember"

Matt - "Man, I think I should hang up the skates and start coaching, she was a war boar"

by LaRose89 June 6, 2010