When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!
"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"
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A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984
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Get the above board mug.An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.
Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).
Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).
Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
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Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."
Hector: "What's it look like?"
Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
Hector: "What's it look like?"
Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
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