Blipping

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.

When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip to the tip for a great relief.

by zozo420 May 19, 2017

Blump Club

The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.

Man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club.

by Der Crusher April 7, 2009

Blueprint

Someone or a group of people that people want to be or follow. The start of a movement

Beyoncé is the blueprint for music

by mvmina February 5, 2022

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

bluephie

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.

Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.

by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009

Blip blop

Somthing an smart person would say. Blip

Blip blop is Somthing that a god would say!

by Gentleman and a scholar October 7, 2019

Mr. Blip

"Mr. Blip is the face icon in halo odst who is a top down weed smokin MOTHA FUCKIN BADASS PIMP who sometimes turns into a giant floating alien thingy

has a nice pimped out ride with underglow and hydraulics and goes down the road listening to electric avenue.

He talks in a really high voice

likes go fish and midget strippers

hes part rocket and dragon from his mom.

he wears sombreros alot

and smokes ciggies while honking his horn (which is the dukes of hazzard horn)

hes puprle

a giant space lizard at times and a giant computer other times

he eats cars

HES SO THUNDER HE CAN SHIT...ACID

hes got the eye of the tiger

he likes to be petted behind the ear

and he loves fuckin MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME"

damn nigga light me up son!

Mr. Blip i love you <('.'<)

by Sticky Penguin September 27, 2009