blueberries

the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.

Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.

by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021

Peachy Pie Bubble Gum Blueberry Girl

A beautiful, innocent little girl from Pennsylvania who loves to kill zombies and eat baked beans.

Damn, that peachy pie bubble gum blueberry girl sure is the greatest!

by SJU BABY March 3, 2010

Blueberry Yogurt

1. Vaginal Secretion.

"EW! Callum keeps saying 'vaginal secretion'."
"Well, that's cause you're eating blueberry yogurt."

by Illegal_Immigrant January 14, 2009

blueberry fart

a fart blown by a half Asian, half Mexican roommate after he's eaten a container of blueberries

"Dude, why is there all this blue stuff on the wall?" "My roommate blew a blueberry fart."

"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."

by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

blueberry snow cone

When you take a shit in a port-a-john and the blue water splashes back on your balls and ass.

My ass and balls look like I sat in a blueberry snow cone.

by Dr. Duker September 15, 2009

Russian Blueberry

When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.

Dude wanna go the gym?
Not right now, I got a Russian Blueberry on the foot.

by Rolandisnotme September 6, 2013

blueberries

Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.

Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000

Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?

Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.

by GBlueberries May 31, 2018