girls hate not cumming too just fyi, and whats the deal w men being so sensitive,. women give birth !!!! u guys just cant take any pain? and no a woman doesnt feel pain if she doesnt cum, its just really annoyin and were horny all day
by ?iiiiiiiiiiiii December 14, 2009
Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.
by Cassy Muffin-Pants March 17, 2007
A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
by TheSpectacularOne May 02, 2009
Excruciating pain felt in the balls when there has been prolonged arousa/erection which does not lead to ejaculation.
Nature's way of punishing failure to reproduce.
Nature's way of punishing failure to reproduce.
by rakeon2 July 18, 2008
Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.
by Glennmeister November 30, 2008
when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.
man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....
woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!
man: noooooo.....what have i done?!
that was blue balls
woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!
man: noooooo.....what have i done?!
that was blue balls
by peanutphd January 11, 2007
A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
by elliotindigo September 15, 2014