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Blue Balls

When you father is Going Ham on your mother and he can't finish because his little ass son busts in the room. So his cum is stuck in his nuts and are super sad
DAmn man, I was going ham on my wife last night and then my bitch ass son came in the room with a key trick he learned on youtube. He caught me right before I finished. My balls hurt so bad, so bad! I'm scared from that instance and now she won't even have sex with me now. I got the worst Blue balls ever. Wann see?
by notIronic August 20, 2019
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Blue Balls

Blue balls are a very important part of the video games, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and Sonic & Knuckles. In those games, it is absolutely vital for you to get blue balls. Making sure Sonic gets blue balls is the only way to collect all the chaos emeralds, and access the final level where you regain the master emerald from Dr. Robotnik (who, to obtain it, had presumably spent the entire two games getting blue balls). Getting blue balls is so popular that Sega decided to include it as a hidden bonus in Sonic & Knuckles. Connecting that game to the original Sonic the Hedgehog grants access to a mini game with 134,217,728 randomly generated levels (constructed from predefined chunks of level), allowing a player to endlessly get blue balls. For some unknown reason, the original title text of this level, "GET BLUE BALLS", was changed while the game was in beta, to the final release's "GET BLUE SPHERES".
I stayed up all night last night, getting blue balls.
by Diamond Song June 5, 2018
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blue baller

A person who leads you to believing you will get laid but doesn't finish the job. Most commonly females.
We were making out heavily but when she wouldn't let me take off my pants I realized she was just another blue baller.
by audful October 19, 2008
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Blue Balls

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.
by Venompen September 10, 2009
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Blue Baller

A girl who gets a man to the point of orgasm and then stops the job without finishing.
Friend : Yo, my girl have me blue balls again :(. Me : Dude, she’s just another blue baller
by xoblueox February 17, 2018
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Blue Balled

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.
Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
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