blowback

an anal and gastrointestinal phenomenon characterized by an initial sudden knee-buckling writhe in one's stomach requiring immediate restroom escort, in where one's very own belligerence and will to live will endure no less than 30 minutes of exposure to a chasm of pain so entrenched from one's normal everyday awareness that when one has fought themselves loose from its anchoring constipation, one will find their life's impurities and anxieties for failure curled and concentrated under them into a tame and flushable dud; queuing the impetus to a refined and cleansed existence

Oh, him? We were talking just now, but he had to make a run for the loo; he was feeling blowback coming on. He might just come back here either preaching us the gospel or dragged out on a stretcher.

by s-t£ May 21, 2024

Blowback

The act of blowing air into someone asshole and then they fart back into your face.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and I got some serious blowback when I was eating her out.

by Doctor Uranus February 3, 2021

blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.

With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!

by Dirty girl April 23, 2018

Status blowback

The negative reaction by an audience to someone who displays or experiences higher status, often as a result of resentment, envy, or jealousy at the person's status.

I don't want to wear my expensive watch to meet that group because of the potential status blowback.

by Human Peacocking April 25, 2024

Blowback

The vengeance that consists of getting blowjobed by your bully's mother and sending him the pictures: Blowback.

Remember that bully Gerald in high? I Blowbacked him so hard he and his mother will never get over it

by FranckSYmal August 25, 2017

Kissy Blowback

When a man and two other people are having a threesome and the man ejaculates into one persons mouths, then this person transfers the semen into the other persons mouth via a kiss. Then the other person swallows the semen.

Man, that kissy blowback last night with Mary and Jane was intense.

by Ze define September 21, 2022

Operation: BLOWBACK

Definition:
A reckless mission involving internal deposit, gas-powered launch, and airborne return-to-sender — ending with a mouth-to-mouth payload exchange.

Summary:
One cums in. The other farts out. It lands in your mouth. You spit it back in theirs. Mission complete.

Warning:
Not FDA-approved. May cause intimacy, nausea, or spiritual confusion.

We went full operation: BLOWBACK last night. I’ll never look at soup the same again

by BlowerBob July 18, 2025