blacktarded

that time when you become tired and lazy, mostly late at nite, when your typing and/or speech is less than satisfactory or slurred resulting in a mixture of ebonics and mentally-challenged English

You could tell it was getting late and Liz was becoming blacktarded when she wrote ' drop the philasiapino, u be too hizzot for thizzat shizznat.. ya hurd? go out with some one pretty, in ur league, stop going for ugly bitches (bitches as girls who have McAttitude problems) '

by Baby Cub October 25, 2007

blinktard

someone who unknowingly drives around with their turn signal blinking for a long period of time

I got really ticked off today in traffic as I was stuck behind a blinktard on the expressway and it took me ten minutes to figure out he wasn't turning. That blinktard!

by seananigans July 7, 2008

Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

Becktard

This person, usually female, insists on being obnoxious in public places; and frequently travels in company of other idiots. Frequently intoxicated, the becktard is quick to engage in sexual activity for the acceptance of members of the opposite gender. In addition, the Becktard will usually forget about those that s/he once had relationships with.

I was at this party last night, and there was this total becktard. She put out like crazy!

by Columbus1492 January 2, 2009

Blockland Adventure Mode

A supposed secret un-lockable campaign mode on Blockland that really is a joke on the forums that makes people be confused what it really is.

"Joker: Dude, This weapon needs to be added to Blockland Adventure mode"
"Other guy: What's Adventure Mode?"
"Joker: Can't tell you, you need to unlock it on your own"
"Other guy: WAH! :C"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 30, 2010

blockcard

BlockCard is debit card that enables the card holder to spend cryptocurrency like bitcoin where major debit and credit cards are accepted. BlockCard owners use popular crypto assets to make purchases anywhere in the world major debit and credit cards are accepted. It functions just like a traditional bank issue debit card.

I hit the bar this weekend and used bitcoin on my BlockCard to pay for drinks.

by drackcolb May 4, 2020

LOCKTARD

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.

Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.

by H10134 November 29, 2011