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Blinderance

"You smell like blinderance"
by ossyma May 13, 2022
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Boo Blinders

1) When someone is so caught up with their "boo" that they pay no attention to what's going on around them.
What's up with Becky? She didn't even notice Jr trying to holla at her. Girl, you know she be caking with Andrew, she clearly has her Boo Blinders on.
by Angeliz September 4, 2013
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Dick in a blinder

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.
Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!
by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020
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partisan blinders

Focusing solely on the wrongdoings committed by the "other" political party, while completely ignoring and/or denying the wrongdoings of one's own political party.
Take the partisan blinders off man, your favorite senator is lying to you.
by kirbyman February 7, 2023
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Blinders

Ope, yeah there it is! He saw it! VERY GOOD!
Hym "OHOHO! Color me impressed! He caught the blinders thing! Very good! I just saw it. That's awesome."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.
Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
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Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
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