glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.

Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.

by Silent_t January 26, 2019

Blem

To be sick/throw up.

- Ah lad my dog just blemmed everywhere
- Feel like I’m gonna blem

by Will K N October 29, 2023

BRO-Blem

a bitch; or a problem caused by said bitch in which only another BRO can solve.

Bro, I got a BRO-Blem, and only a true bro like yourself can help with my Bro-blem, Bro.

by MattG514 August 2, 2010

Blem

British slang for cigarette

“Ewwwwwww, you’re bunning blem”-Daniel Johnson-Ikpe

Come front for blem

by Jpakzzz November 28, 2019

fake blem

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.

Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie

by Analrupturer October 18, 2013