Salad and Breadsticks

When two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (salad), and choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.

Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol' salad and breadsticks right on the fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.

by Hard Hat Harold December 9, 2008

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

Dick Beads

Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.

Hey John, I got some dick beads; want to slide them up our dicks?

by Slavik Kukolov August 28, 2008

Breadstick

A score of anything to one in a game. Only slightly better than a bagel.

I lost miserably but at least it was a breadstick and not a bagel

by LuigiAndMario2 July 19, 2010

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

by cactini June 3, 2020

beady beads

The "beady beads" are the hair that is usually on the back of an afro-american's neck. Also, referred to as the "kitchen". This hair usually forms into tight curls making it very hard to manage.

"Girl! I can't braid your beady beads into this, they are untamable! "

by sasacash April 24, 2018

blead time

The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.

Cutting yourself with a triple-blade safety razor has a prolonged blead time

by doctorjosh April 13, 2009