bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".

1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.

by wirelessmoke May 10, 2021

bland gay

A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight”

“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”

by that bisexual kpop weeb September 10, 2020

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.

Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.

by Hiromeka April 7, 2020

Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.

She's such bland umami

by sachikatdare July 26, 2015

nakera bland

Nakera Bland is fine as hell. She is very smart and nice. Nakera Bland will take no bullshit don't get on her bad side. She is very loyal to her friends and will turn your frown upside down

Jimmy: damn do you see the new girl
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland

Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side

by Ushsjsodmlsjs November 1, 2018

Bland

A dad who has a cult called "Bland's Boys"

people need to stop using Blands name in vain tsk tsk tsk

by gordunt January 5, 2022