Brampton Car Crash

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.

“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”

by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

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Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

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Go to Brampton

Take a poop

I really have to go to Brampton! AKA I really have to go take a poop!

by Poopsoda222 March 24, 2020

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Brampton girls live in Brampton, a suburb North-West of Toronto and directly North of Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. Brampton is a popular hunting ground for members of the Mississauga /Toronto male teen population looking to loose their virginity. Brampton girls are known to be easy and generally unimpressed by, or bored with, Brampton boys, making them easy targets for any kid who has access to a car.

"My buddy was having no luck with any of the girls at his highschool in Mississauga, so, he decided to start going to Brampton and just hanging out in the food court of a mall on Friday nights. Within two weeks, he had lost his virginity and had experienced relations with several Brampton girls."

by Darksphere February 6, 2010

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Brampton

It's clearly the city of L's. People call this city Browntown because of the amount of Indians living there. Many yutes catch bare L's there. 6ixbuzztv always roasts them. All mandems living there are called wasteyutes.

Mandeep: "Sup Ethan!"
Ethan: "Sup!"
Ethan: "Wait aren't you from Brampton?"
Mandeep: "YA!"
Ethan: "You a wasteyute dawg! Fuck outta here! Go back to India!!"
Mandeep: "But my nigga!"
Ethan: "Stfu wasteyute! You finna catch a deafazz!!"

by JATT DONT CARE December 25, 2018

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