by Funny ape July 21, 2022
Get the Black Fridaymug. The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.
People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019
Get the Black Fridaymug. Verb
v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
Jim: How'd your date go last night?
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
by G-Lover69 December 10, 2013
Get the Black Fridaymug. Traditionally the day after Thanksgiving where most consumers start their holiday shopping. Many (if not all) retail outlets offer sales to bring in said customers. It is called 'black' friday because it is considered the 'official' start of the holiday shopping season, much like Black Tuesday was the start of the Depression (1929 Stock Market Crash). In addition, the 'black' also refers to when paper ledgers were still used, black ink referred to profit. Although Black Friday is the day where the highest volume of consumer traffic is seen, it does not carry the highest volume of sales. Usually this day is Christmas Eve or the last Saturday before Christmas. Recently some retail outlets have begun referring to Black Friday as Green Friday, to curb the common association of the color black to something of bad or negative nature.
by DerekM December 28, 2005
Get the black fridaymug. THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
Get the Black Fridaymug. A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
by tractordealer August 4, 2014
Get the Black Fridaymug. A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
by vsco peanut November 5, 2019
Get the black Fridaymug.