bitchigan

a person coming from upper peninsula Michigan
always saying there better and always bitching about lower peninsula

a pfc hill comes to mind he is from bitchigan

by bad ass motherfucker January 13, 2009

bitchphone

To make a telephone call with a telecommunications device that has been bitchjacked.

Since I didn't have long distance, I bitchedphoned work with my friend's cellphone.

by CP April 5, 2005

Bitchpacker

One who can't kill by any other means, so they resort to expacks.
- See SOC clan member
- See NOOB

That freak is just a Bitchpacking wimp

by Oswald Greenswitch April 28, 2005

bitchpad

A derogatory term. Literally meaning tampon.

Stop being such a bitchpad.

by no, who are YOU? February 28, 2009

bitchpwn

the act of defacing someone or something of a much weakure stature than yourself. Potentially for vengence or possibly for entertainment. Most commonly used by video game enthusiasts

The corvette veered into my parking spot, so I bitchpwn'd his car by slamming it at 40 mph.

by JerW. March 23, 2007

Bitchanist

(d. Feb. 13, 2011): Someone who goes around pretending to be fighting for political causes and women's rights, but is just using the term feminism as cover to rant and rave about everyone she hates. Bitchanist.

Woman on personals site (WOPS): Hey, I'm glad to see a man who identifies as a feminist. There aren't many of you around.

Me: Oh sure. I was raised that way - to be a feminist and a gentleman.

WOPS: What? Well, that's pretty sexist! I don't see the reason for you to be a gentleman! Then, you'd expect me to act like a "lady", I bet!!! You sexist pig!!

Me: (Uh-oh, another bitchanist ruining the good name of feminism). Ok. Good luck on your search. I'm sure your charming personality will eventually bring you far with men. SMH.

by Jota Says March 1, 2011

bitchpatcher

Bitchpatcher is a term for a dispatcher who is a bitch and who works in the bitchpatch office instead of the dispatch office.

I cannot believe the behavior and attitude of the bitchpatcher that handeled the call when I phoned 911. I hate to think that they pay that cunt a salary.

by Lord Jim November 19, 2006