When a woman gives birth, she does it screaming BREEE and instead of holding on to bed handles she does the metal claw. Child comes out sticking out its tongue and has the metal claw as well. Baby comes out with grill in mouth.
by Marsheeda February 12, 2008
bradderz: "wow, look at steve's mum she's got well fat.
cam: "yeah she just counter birthed jeff."
bradderz: "unlucky, i wouldn't want to be up there."
cam: "yeah she just counter birthed jeff."
bradderz: "unlucky, i wouldn't want to be up there."
by Samwise -_- April 24, 2009
by snehasish February 12, 2009
by Trojan Man! January 23, 2010
Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “
by Trav817 July 8, 2022
A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.
Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.
That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.
Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.
by camcaroling August 4, 2012