Big bang Stupid

The act of being so stupid- that it seems like your stupidness was an early result of the Big bang.

Person 1: “Dude, have you seen her? She is Big bang stupid.”
Person 2: “I know right! It affects me.”

Big bang Stupid by Pawsie10 February 15, 2022

big bang club 

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

big bang club by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022

big bang theory 

The belief that God banged a woman and 9 months later, our universe was born from the massive vagina. Also a compromise for the battle of Science vs God. In this compromise, no one is wrong.

"I thought God promoted abstinance."
"No man, obviously you haven't heard of the big bang theory."

big bang theory by inco_nto September 22, 2009

Big Bang Theory 

The belief that nothing exploded into everything.

By definition it is a religion and most atheists believe in it.
So, therefore, atheists are religious.

The Big Bang Theory is a religion, didn't ya know?

Big Bang Theory by HalcyonMetal December 21, 2010

Big bang pal 

A long lasting friend. One who has been with you since the beginning of something.

Friend 1: I appreciate you sticking with me

Friend 2: Of course! We are big bang pals! we go way back!

Friend 1: Dandy!

Big bang pal by Cubchoo4lyf October 3, 2014

big bang theory 

The name of an orgy containing more than 10 people, it was the best thing in the world hence the nerds adapted the name for creation of the universe(what they thought to be the best)

Yo bitch lemee show u my big bang theory, round up ur hoe chearleaders

big bang theory by YO MY HO February 24, 2003

Big Bang Boo 

When you love someone’s brain, and maybe love them, but don’t pursue a sexual relationship.

Usually coincides with having a spouse you can’t talk to about work or intellectual topics and you use a smart girl/guy as a conversational side piece.

Dr Meade and Harris are always talking and eating lunch together, are they hooking up?

Nah, she’s just his Big Bang boo, his wife is a kindergarten teacher.

Big Bang Boo by Justsayit January 10, 2020