biffed

To accidentally shit your pants.

"Aw man! That smells like shit! Someone just biffed"

by Mulatto July 27, 2006

Biffed It

Accidentally(?) slapping someone's ass and freaking out whenever someone brings it up.

You smacked my ass.. shut up.

Lets NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN! (and just for the record, YOU TURNED!!!!!!!)

so you were aiming for his.....................?

*She biffed it U_U*

by BenIsAwesomerThanEmily September 07, 2011

bif

busted irish fucker
a man who is a fucking dick and who is irish

"u fucking bif u ate my sandwich"
"u fucking bif u are late"
"u fucking bif asshole"
"ur busted u bif"

by irish boy November 29, 2005

BIFS

A person that cuts into a long line and demands attention NOW, while you've been patiently waiting for over an hour.

Slang for "Because I'm Fucking Special".

That rude guy that just cut into line at the checkout must be Mr. BIFS.

by Steve Fraser August 26, 2008

BIF

BUTT IN FRONT

LOOK DAVID ETHRIDGE THAT CHICK U LIKE HAS A BIF

by PHILLIP HUGHITT August 15, 2008

BIF

Literal pronunciation of the term "BF" which stands for boyfriend. Used by actual retards who also say "lol" as "lawl".

"My bif and I are now Facebook official."

by Satanisist July 01, 2015

BIF

short for butt-in-front!~! Can be accompanied by HBBS(Hairy Bean bagS)

The teacher ,Bob ,has a big bif that pokes me in the EYE!

by bif Lubber February 18, 2003