blenderhead

A person whose head keeps spinning in confusion, until all his thoughts turn to mush.

With all the stuff thats been happening Johnny has turned into such a blenderhead.

by Rizzen May 7, 2008

Friender bender

Partaking in a gluttonous activity with a friend, e.g. a night of heavy drinking, a large meal, etc.

"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."

"Dude, you shoulda called me."

by Bizarro Bike June 24, 2012

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Bender's Top 10

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

If you say the A-word, you'll blwo up this planet straight to the H-word!

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

Brenden

A Brenden is a person who doesn't quite know what he wants, but once he figures it out he fights till the end to get it. Brenden is a great friend because he is trustworthy and he keeps secrets and promises. He will always be there to talk to or to hold you when you need a hug. Brenden is always the fun of the party and he will always keep you laughing. He knows exactly want to say at the right times, and he doesn't see how amazing he is. Brenden thinks of himself as less then average when really he is so much more.

Brenden is the love of my life.

by IAmBabs January 15, 2010

Brenden

Brenden’s are super serious and stoic until you get to know them. But when you get close they are funny, caring, and overall an amazingly loyal friend. Amazing in bed, insanely hot, but has a low self esteem. Brenden’s probably do something in the STEM field like computers, medical stuff or engineering. He catches everyone’s eye and is known for being charming and intelligent.

Person 1: Who the hell is that? They are so hot

Person 2: Oh, that’s Brenden. I know!!!!!

by Ringpop princess October 18, 2019

Benderfactor

An individual who graciously gives and provides anal sex to those who are in need of a back door pounding and those that are simply willing to bend over and receive.

John was in need of a good ass pounding after work so he called Carl, his most gracious Benderfactor.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015