Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)

Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

berlington berties

Breasts - generally tending to be of the larger variety.

You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".

by Stewy_Boorrrry April 24, 2006

berty should do it with trevor

yes

berty should do it with trevor

by llamalover805 December 6, 2013

Bertie Collins

a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.

Bertie collins is a spactacular spastic.

by DH Lawrence January 19, 2017

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Bertie

A casual and affectionate name for an amiable dog, it is usually used to describe friendly Labradors.

"Your dog is such a Bertie!"

by Your psеudonym June 25, 2023

Berty

An stupid dog with an eye infection, who is constantly being abused by his owner Wilsy Boo

Awww look at that stupid dog berty

by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019