berner sennen

Probably the cutest and nicest dog in the world.

You: Wanna se my new puppy?
Gorgeous chick: Ehm.. I don't think so..
You: But it's a Berner Sennen..
Gorgeous chick: WHAT? Great! Can I bring my girlfriends?

by Bernerfan December 14, 2004

San Bernardino

A city in southern California bereft of fun. The best thing to do there is to pack up and get the fuck out. It smells like urban decay and broken dreams. It also smells like raw sewage for some reason, though after careful investigation you won't find any processing plant. More likely it's the high concentration of ghetto-ass people.

Only notable for being the origin of the McDonalds franchise in 1940. Nothing significant has happened since. Not that it matters, because most of the inhabitants here are so ignorant and shallow that it wouldn't matter if the most important human discovery had taken place here; no one would care. Give them American Idol and Twilight and they are perfectly happy to ignore anything else.

In Soviet Russia, San Bernardino lives in you.

by WickedLife7 May 11, 2011

san bernardino

is a city where you would literally get your ass ate by a tweaker its bad bro foos be tweaking it and the whole city be smelling like ass cheeks

hey fred did you go to that bootleg wanna be mall on waterman san bernardino ?

fred: yeah john its literally gay it smelled like shit

by anonymous December 28, 2020

Gill St. Bernard's

Okay, so everyone is saying we are preppy girls and dudes who live off of Daddy's money. But some of us actually work hard to get the good grades to get into that school!

Okay, so some of us have been there since PRE-K and are so stupid they don't deserve to be there. There are so many other kids who would love to get in!
Gil St. Bernard's is a school for the people who are smart enough to be able to get in. It has about 72 acres and many resources. Stop hatin on us!!

Gill St. Bernard's School has some pretty smart students.

by peopleperson101 January 2, 2012

Bernard

The most awsome person in the world that is god like in everybodys eyes.

Bernard is a God!

by Goku is on halo March 20, 2009

Bernardsville

Where its at. Ridge kids will always be jealous. Trust me, you'll miss it once you’re gone. Live for those nights when you go out to dinner with your family to the Station and then get some Penguin for dessert. But, everyone knows dairy queen is the best ice cream in town. The debate between Bagel Bin and Bagels 4 u will never end. Want some pizza? Lenny's is where it's at. Do not listen to anyone who tells you differently. The movie theatre is shit, go to Bridgewater. There are endless rumors that a Chipotle and a Panera is being built-- always false. Nobody goes to Burger King. Starbucks is always packed with kids, mostly the kids who walk to town on Fridays. No way you are leaving there without saying hi to at least one person. We have got way too many banks and way too many nail salons. If you’re feeling like some waffles, pancakes, milkshakes or bacon egg and cheese; the Coffee shop is your place. Contrary to popular belief, the school is pretty damn good. Boys soccer and girls lacrosse are the best teams. Though, school spirit sucks almost as much as the football team. While you're here, you will probably want nothing more than to get out. But, once you’re out, you will miss it- this town is your home. Appreciate it while you got it.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"

Person 2: "Bernardsville"

Person 1: "Oh damn. You must be really cool!"

by 1928374923842 May 16, 2017

San Bernardino

a city in California known as the mullet and meth lab capital of the world.
Police fear San Bernadino.

The citizens open fire at any Crown Vic as a matter of principle.

by thE oNe anD OnLy JACKASS July 30, 2004