Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

Mutt Buddle

Word_ (Mutt Buddle) - Definition -When your little slut puppy gets in the shower, bends over and you aim your cock and piss right on her little asshole.

Sentence_ "Dude!. I heard Shawna squeal last night when you Mutt Buddled her. Right On! Air Five bro.!

Sentence_ "Dude!. I heard Shawna squeal last night when you Mutt Buddled her. Air Five bro.! Right On!

by Kasper Left May 21, 2022

Buddle

A bum cuddle where the bum is cuddled and used as a pillow.

"hey sexy can you buddle me please?"
"sure!"

by Zackus Maximus March 18, 2009

jeremy beadle

Jowly Star of Just for Laughs and Beadle's About. Also known as a "star" attraction at various circuses, possibly holding the chimps while Mary Chipperfield gives them a slap.

Interestingly, Jeremy was bitten by a rabid pig as a child and now one of his hands is turning into a trotter and he sometimes grunts like a rutting pig.

by Ian Rogers March 26, 2004

Bryan Beadle

It is what you call a person who is just a joke.
A GIANT douche bag.

Oh, and a druggie.
So Call all your retarded douche bag friends Bryan Beadle.

Dude, I am feeling like a Beadle...nah not a bug, a fucking douche bag like a BRYAN BEADLE

by FYBB123 October 25, 2010

Beedle

Probably the best character in any video game and definitely the best character in the Legend of Zelda series. He made his first appearance in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. His is a traveling merchant, and throughout the games he has traveled by two main vehicles, by boat and by balloon. He is one of the few characters in this franchise to have multiple actual talking lines being most notably "Ooooooh!", "Thank you!, and "Bye!". He always seems very enthusiastic and eager to provide quality service to his costumers. If you buy enough items from him you can get a gold membership card in his shop. When you get the gold membership card you will get a coupon in the mail. If you cash in this coupon to Beedle he says "You want to use your Complimentary ID? ... OK! Here it goes... You are soooooooooooooooooo GREAT! ... Absolutely fantastic! ... Incredible! And there you go! Isn't it nice to be complimented once in a while? It is, isn't it?". Best side quest that means nothing to the plot of the game ever. In The Wind Waker, Beedle is depicted as having perfectly circular beady eyes, a very long nose, a Beatles hair cut, a pair of blue shorts with a white beetle symbol on it, and sandals. He has been in Wind Waker, Minish Cap, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword.

"I went to Beedle's Shop today, and I bought a bait bag."

"I hope that Beedle will be a playable character in Super Smash Bros 4."

by Spoofopolis May 12, 2014

beadle

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"

by Burro's Dead Nan November 26, 2006