Victoria Beckham

Better known in the States as "Posh Spice", Victoria Beckham is a member of the nreunited Spice Girls and a fashion designer. She is wrongly trashed by trashy tabloids like the "Sun" or "Daily Mail". Reviled by the fat chicks and gay men who are jealous that she is fucking David Beckham (sexy ass). Ironically, she is the skinniest Spice Girl and has had the most children (three).

I put on some clothes designed by Victoria Beckham

by Auntie Olathe July 20, 2007

Beckham

Beckham's are usually super simpy and can’t talk to girls what so ever. They also live in retirement homes at the age of 14.

Beckham is a simp.

by Kareem Abdul Tikibar March 2, 2020

david beckham

the most overarted player in the world. his girlfriend is thinner than a pencil and she has very little fashion sense but yet she is still a modle for various clothing companies. Also accused of having it of with the childrens nanny. He is also very stupid

when david beckham was once in an interview the journalist asked him to say the abc and like the dumb person beckham is he couldnt do it. Got to C then failed.

by scott tracey September 16, 2006

Beckham

v. To miss the net in a penalty shot in football (soccer). Originated when David Beckham flagrantly shanked the ball over the net in an important qualifier for the 2004 Euro Cup against Turkey.

1. Messi just Beckhamed it!!!
2. Don't let Dominic take the penalty, he's just gonna Beckham it

by Dendroica December 18, 2013

Beckham

Shaving your pubes to the length of David Beckham's stubble.

I'm gonna Beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in....and turn off the A/C and fan.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

david beckham

A midfielder and cultural icon who use to play for Manchester United and currently plays for Real Madrid. He is consider to be one of the best ever. Outside of football he is known for being married to Posh Spice and being bisexual.

David Beckham is quite possibly the best midfielder in the history of football.

by footballer7021 May 15, 2006

david beckham

former midfielder of manchester united. He's not only famous for his femaleness but also for vomiting during WC 2006 and his professional penalties...

Ali G to david beckham: becks, we've all seen you in embarrassing clothes that make you look like a laughing stock..why are you wearin' that england football shirt?!

by fakechineserubberplant August 14, 2006