david beckham

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.

David Beckham is an idiot.

by PunkRockBarbieBitch August 10, 2005

DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!

he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!

by GIRL March 14, 2005

David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 16, 2008

Brooklyn Beckham

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

by OD Smith March 31, 2005

Pull a Beckham

When you tear your achilles tendon during a game or before a big event.

Adam: Did you see Jonny Pull a Beckham the other day?
Nick: No, how was it?
Adam: Pretty gruesome

by chaseman2.0 March 19, 2010

david beckham

Kaelis freaking bomb the house dad...aka the krispy kreme gangsta of futbol!

hey your skills are weak, check out mine they're david beckham!

by annabelle16 March 4, 2008

Odell Beckham

One of the best wide recivers in the NFL; a complete badass

Dude 1: Yo this guy is such a fucking badass.
Dude 2: He must be a damn Odell Beckham.

by IzacGaet95 January 2, 2017